dang girl are you my appendix because I don’t understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out
That is quite possibly the weirdest and most carefully thought out pickup line I’ve ever read. I applaud you.
if its been 5 years and you’re still not over donna clap your hands
I’m proud of you. I’m proud that you made it through the night. I’m proud that you made it to a new week. I’m proud of how strong you are. I proud of every good decision you make. I’m proud of every good thing you do.
I’m proud of you.
me and my brother were fighting and he grabs his phone and randomly calls a number and he says “is this the dog pound? because my sister is the biggest bitch”
hey guys since the creepy stories I post are so highly requested, I found more 2 sentence horror stories!
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Oh I wasn’t going to sleep or anything like that
montana is not real
if montana isn’t real then where was hannah montana born?? yeah thats what i thought. stop spreading lies freddybenson
White people are more offended by the fact that they can’t say the N word or have dreadlocks than the fact that they were responsible for slavery , genocide , colonization and the destruction of entire civilizations
eat my ass
My mom said I had to eat my vegetables first
I respect that