suctioning:

when you about to fall asleep and remember you had homework

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miketooch:

Future-me as a parent

simulates:

simulates:

fistfulloffourleafclovers:

you know your self-esteem sucks when a really cute guy shows interest in you and you think it’s some sort of sick joke

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

lamapalooza:

*sniffs air*
who unfollowed me

sachimo:

high school more like sigh school

gnarly:

when you finally get the food you ordered at a restaurant after waiting a very very long time

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bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."

bunnyfood:

"You’re gonna do great today."